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Apparently someone thought it was a really, and I mean, really good idea to hold the upcoming 2020 Baseball & Softball Olympics in, of all places, a nuclear hot-zone: Fukushima, Japan. Because, why wouldn’t you? It’s a wonderful place to irradiate visitors from around the world, and showcase your country.
Dear Kellyanne Conway, You might be wondering right about now—given social media is fully aware of your “femme fetale dressed in blue” professional portrait and, as is the way of social media, are now being pummelled for your apparent vanity—why you had a portrait done (in this style) to begin with. Maybe your microwave was spying… Continue reading
For the love of all that’s holey, why oh why do Americans celebrate Pi Day on the 14 of March? The English in me screams, given the fact we insist on writing the date with the day first, month second, followed by the year. A logic that, well, seems unbreakable, that is, till you meet… Continue reading
Mona Lisa; happy and smiling, pissed off, or is she insufferably smug because she knows something we don’t know? Scientist, who apparently have nothing better to do with their grant money, have been studying the Mona Lisa smile. I mean, really? Yes, really!