All Stapled UP!

Dear Valued Customer, I am sorry to hear of your recent troubles with your order. Please understand we do our very best to provide you with a service second to none, allowing you to buy items online that are, otherwise, not available in our brick and mortar stores. As that would be far too convenient…. Continue reading

Nuclear Baseball

Apparently someone thought it was a really, and I mean, really good idea to hold the upcoming 2020 Baseball & Softball Olympics in, of all places, a nuclear hot-zone: Fukushima, Japan. Because, why wouldn’t you? It’s a wonderful place to irradiate visitors from around the world, and showcase your country.

Does Your Microwave Spy on You?

Dear Kellyanne Conway, You might be wondering right about now—given social media is fully aware of your “femme fetale dressed in blue” professional portrait and, as is the way of social media, are now being pummelled for your apparent vanity—why you had a portrait done (in this style) to begin with. Maybe your microwave was spying… Continue reading

Pi Day

For the love of all that’s holey, why oh why do Americans celebrate Pi Day on the 14 of March? The English in me screams, given the fact we insist on writing the date with the day first, month second, followed by the year. A logic that, well, seems unbreakable, that is, till you meet… Continue reading

Moaning Lisa

Mona Lisa; happy and smiling, pissed off, or is she insufferably smug because she knows something we don’t know? Scientist, who apparently have nothing better to do with their grant money, have been studying the Mona Lisa smile. I mean, really? Yes, really!