Wry: adj. ironic, sardonic, dryly humorous.
Writer: n. one who writes, a professional scribe, an author.
The Wry Writer is a viviparous mammalian carbon-based biped who loves to string words together to create sentences. She currently resides on the fourth planet orbiting a G2 yellow star of an insignificant planetary system located in the outer fringes of the western spiral arm of the Milky Way galaxy, one amid an infinite number that populate an unending universe.
She just thought you’d like to know this fact.
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