Missives from an outpost on Mars
About
Etymology
Wry: adj. ironic, sardonic, dryly humorous.
Writer: n. one who writes, a professional scribe, an author.
Mini Bio
The Wry Writer is a viviparous mammalian carbon-based biped who loves to string words together to create sentences. She currently resides on the fourth planet orbiting a G2 yellow star of an insignificant planetary system located in the outer fringes of the western spiral arm of the Milky Way galaxy, one amid an infinite number that populate an unending universe.
She just thought you’d like to know this fact.
Fantasy Bio
The Wry Writer was once mistakenly pronounced dead at the scene of a car crash, was almost arrested at a boarder crossing into Berlin and was shot at while serving in the military. She has studied at three different universities but has yet to earn a full degree (in anything) has trouble learning real languages but speaks Martian, and hopes one day to go into space. For now, her earthbound-self writes and edits for a living, lives in a dungeon, and writes fanciful flights of fantasy and fiction for fun.
Book Reviews
All book reviews on this web site are copyright the author and may not be published, in whole or in part, in print or online, without the express written permission of the review author, Alexandra Wolfe.
Colophon
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Health Warning
This blog contains no roughage, vitamin B, C or even D and is not a substitute for drugs. It should be viewed only once a day as over-dosing can result in convulsions, permanent eye damage or loss of brain function, cognitive or otherwise. Should you experience hysteria, a sense of vertigo, hives, anal seepage or priapism, or otherwise collapse eyes rolling back into your head, please ask your doctor if this blog is right for you.
4 out of 5 shrinks recommend this blog over Ambien, Sonata, rohypnol or tequila for relief of insomnia. The fifth doctor could not be awakened for comment.